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Maxwell Smart: Pardon me while I get my shoe phone.

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Maxwell Smart: Sorry about that, Chief.

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Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.

Maxwell Smart: (repeated line)
Maxwell Smart: That's the second biggest... I've ever seen.

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Agent 99: Oh, Max!

Maxwell Smart: Would you believe...

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Maxwell Smart: Ah yes! If only he'd used his
(gizmo of the week)
Maxwell Smart: for niceness instead of evil!

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Maxwell Smart: Don't tell me...
(bad news of the week)
Maxwell Smart: (99 or Chief tells Max the bad news)
Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!

(repeated line)
Agent 99: Good thinking, Max.

Maxwell Smart: That's the second time I've fallen for it this month!

Siegfried: This is Kaos. We don't *shush* here!

Maxwell Smart: Ah, it's the old... trick.

Maxwell Smart: Just my luck, I had to run into a poisonous achtung.

Siegfried: (Repeated Line) Idiots! Dummkopfs! Sissies!

Chief: How can we believe a man who would sell out his friends?
Siegfried: Dumkopf! Who else are you supposed to sell out? You can't betray enemies!